You. You! You!! How old is that lady next to you? She's 72 years old. She's jumping and you're not. What the fuck is wrong with you? If she doesn't jump this time, Grandma, I want you to grab her by her ears and pull her up off the ground okay? And if anybody else is not jumping I'm going to send Grandma up there to straighten you guys out. Okay??
Are you ready?? Show me what you got! Show me what you got! Jump! jump! jump! jump! 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, --- SONG ---- Hold on. hold on. hold on. hold on. hold on. Turn all the lights up. Turn all the lights up. Hold on. Hold on. I gotta say something. That was fucking unbelievable!
I hope I'm not going to look like a jerk. Is that guy in a wheelchair or is he sleeping? For real. He is actually sleeping! Mister! Is that your... is that your dad you're or your husband? Or...? That's your husband. And that's your dad over there. Do you have a daughter here anything? That's your daughter. Oh my god, you'll never show up anywhere public with your dad ever again after this night. Hold on a second. I gotta get something straight. That's not your real dad, you adopted HIM right??? Okay... uh... I'm gonna make you feel good tonight weather you want to or not. How about that buddy? And we are going to become your new favorite fucking band and every time she puts it on the radio you are gonna say Thank You to your daughter for returning (??) to you to us how about that? Okay now we are gonna do this for my friend up there. I don't know his name yet but I will by the end of the night. We're gonna be best friends. I'm gonna take him on the bus for the next town Louisville Kentucky and his life is going to get really weird. We're gonna do it for this guy right there. Are you ready 1, 2, show me (???) fucking GO!
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